Limericks

-limerick 1: There was an old man with a beard , who said , "it  is just as i feared!''-
two owls and a hen , four larks and a wren , have all built their nest in my beard!

-limerick 2: Emily the cow is quite grand . Attention she was demand! she dresses in silk. And will only give milk , to the sound of a marching band.